WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF GRAEME’S HUGE ARSE
Yes folks as promised. The huge arse of Graeme Bird is now being studied, being debated, being analysed and we will continue to do this until the time when this menace to the world has finally been dealt with.
Why, some people will ask, why bother with the buttocks of one man? Well folks they aren’t just any buttocks they are HUGE buttocks. They are EVIL buttocks. They are BUTTOCKS WITH A WILL OF THEIR OWN. They are connected with disappearances of little girls and dogs. They have links al-Qaida. They are in business with organised crime. They will come for YOU one day.
These buttocks roam the streets and highways of the world looking for fresh blood. They have cops in their pocket. They have the government in their pocket. They have the industrial military complex in their pockets. They have the multinational corporations in their pocket. They are a well-connected menace. They are EVIL. And they will stop at NOTHING TO DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY.
Mark my words friends. These buttocks are a menace and we must do something about them.
