Make no mistake: the Arse must DIE!!!!
Have very little sympathy for the arse of Graeme Bird. It is an evil that has wrought too much suffering upon the young girls and dogs of this world. Fido, Fluffy, Ronald, Ralph, Ruffstuff and Muffy have all been enslaved by Graeme Bird’s foul smelling buttocks and forced to submit to slake the lusts of the friends and clientelle of the infamous and nasty buttocks.
Grame Bird’s buttock MUST die.
Some believe that we must ensure to preserve the life of Graeme Bird because he is not responsible for the evil and insane acts of his treacherous buttocks. I say that Graeme Bird is a fellow traveller and cowardly toady too his buttocks. If he is not, then he must prove it.
Prove it Graeme. Put a shotgun to your buttocks and BLOW THEM AWAY. You freak.
If not he takes his chances like everyone else. Now how to kill these nasty scheming slabs of smelly fat and greasy, thick hair?
I say NUKE ‘EM!!!! NUKE the buttocks of Graeme Bird.