CHAPTER FOUR

The tall and muscle-bound silent Sgt Bob walked down the muddy path with the nubile young schoolgirl Trudi. From time to time he bade her stop as he went up ahead to explore a turn in the path to ensure that the huge and insane buttocks did not lie in weight. Trudi gazed upon the leathery buns of the tough old soldier framed in maroon lace and sighed. As they walked some more she found herself compelled by an irresistable urge and started to slap them.

“That’s good.” said Sgt Bob, “you do that almost as well as my sister did before…” He stopped and gazed like Gary Cooper into the trees. “before those God-awful satanic things found her one morning pleasuring the livestock and…. and ate her!!!”

Trudi was shocked to find that Sgt Bob had tears in his eyes. “Those arse cheeks arte your sister?”

“That’s what they do. They eat little girls like you and you friend.”

Minutes later they reached the house and Trudi opened the door. They climbed upstairs to Brenda’s room and Sgt Bob laid down his weaponry so that he could rejoice in the huge collection of panties, bras, lipsticks and fluffy toys.

“Oh these are so cute” he said, “would you plait my hair for me?” He removed his helmet revealing the long strands of greasy hair combed over his balding pate.

“Sure” said Trudi, “and afterwards I’ll give you a blow-job but no fucking. I’m saving myself…”

“For marriage?” asked Bob.

“No I wanna sell losing my virginity to a porn channel when I’m legal.”

“Oh” said Bob, putting on some of Brenda’s lipstick.

Just then the front door to the house opened and Brenda’s parents Dave and Bobbette came in. “Brenda honey? We’re home. Are you hungry?” Bobbette called as she climbed the stairs and burst into Breda’s room to find Bob prostrate on the bed covered in her daighter’s make-up being serviced by Trudi.

“My God!!! You sick sick bastard.” screamed Bobbette, “what have you done with my daughter?”

“I’m sorry ma’am. But your daughter was eaten alive by a huge pair of slimy evil buttocks. We were just here trying to get some clues as to why the evil ass wanted her.”

“Oh bullshit Sgt Bob,” said Trudi turning her defiant face toward Bobbette. “The fact is that Brenda got eaten by a monster bum and I’m stealing her stuff. Fuck you. You frigid bitch. I’ve been giving your husband blow-jobs for years because you won’t put out more than once a year.”

Bobbette burst into tears, “it’s a lie, you’re lying. Liar!!”

Dave ran into the room and turned pale when he saw Bob’s huge phallus attended to by the nubile and nasty Trudi.

“My God!” he said, “what evil fornications alight in my house. What are you doing on my daughter’sd bed you foul strumpet?”

“Can the bullshit Dave,” said Trudi, “you’ve been trying to get Brenda into the sack since she turned twelve. She just won’t do it with you because her standards are too high. See this..” She pointed to Bob’s dick, “this is what a human dick looks like not your shrivelled contribution. I used to have to work so hard not to laugh my ass off.”

“Oh God it’s true,” screamed Babbette, “you monster, you monster!!” She started hitting Dave with a teddy bear.

“Shut-up Linda,” bellowed Dave.

“Who the fuck is Linda,” screached Babbette, “another one of your teenage whores?” She reached over to Brenda’s dresser and grabbed the knitting needles lying there next to a ball of wool. Plungng them into Dave’s eyes she screamed, “Go to hell you motherfucking prick!!!! Go to hell!!!”

Dave stumbled back, blind and bleeding. Hollering obscenities at his wife he heard Trudi giggling and said, “and you you little whore, I swear when I get well I’m going to bust your ass with my special dildo”

“That’s my job” said Bob and punched Dave squarely on the jaw sending him careening back and through the window and into the street below. There was a moment’s silence in the room. Babbette sobbed softly and Trudi shrugged returning to her ministrations on the sagging phallus of the seriously weird sargeant. But it was short lived. The other window shattered exploding glass into the room and the huge white eye of the evil and insane ass’s pimple started into the room straigt at Babbette.

“No, no, NOOOOOOO!!!!” cried Babbette. But it was the last words she ever said. A huge torrent of toxic pus flooded the room and sent the three hapless humans cascading downn the stairs. Babbette’s face melted as the poisonous and acidic pus ate her flesh. Bob and Trudi were thrown clear and out the front door of the house. Trudi, busy in the final stages of delievering to Bob the relaese he sought was unaware as the huge and flabby buttocks crept upon her siezing her flesh. Realising what was happening she started to scream.

“No, no. Goddamitt! No.” She turned around and saw that she was being drawn toward a giant and diabolical asshole which salivated in expectation of being sated shortly. “No. Please. I haven’t even been in one prono yet! Please nooooooooo”

And with a burp the asshole consumed her. Bob stood there. Covered in lipstick. His g-string down around his ankles and his thinning hair in plaits. “Goddam you asshole. I’ll kill you if that’s the last thing I do on this Earth.”

The asshole farted loudly knocking Bob back into the flower bed. He turned, stomach turning from the revolting stench and threw up on the tulips. Then he lost consciousness. The asshole oozed down the driveway and gaining high speed, disappeared into the forest.

Hours later he was awoken by the Sargeant at Arms of General Cary Gooper. Gooper sized Bob up, he looked at the destroyed house, the dead parents, the slime trail left by the evil and insane buttocks. He looked at Bob’s lipstick covered hair and his willy blowing in the wind. Grunting he said…

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