CHAPTER FIVE

Grunting he said, “It’s a hardball world Sgt. Bob.”
And Sgt. Bob replied, “Yes sir!”.
General Gooper once more checked out Sgt. Bob. Bob’s pants were down around his ankles, his unrelieved member stood at half-mast and swung gently in the stiffening breeze. Bob’s face was painted mauve and purple, false eyelashes brought out the violence in [...]

CHAPTER FOUR

The tall and muscle-bound silent Sgt Bob walked down the muddy path with the nubile young schoolgirl Trudi. From time to time he bade her stop as he went up ahead to explore a turn in the path to ensure that the huge and insane buttocks did not lie in weight. Trudi gazed upon the [...]

CHAPTER THREE:

He said: “I am Sgt Bob Robert of the mighty division of special soldiers and I have been hunting down this terrible abberation for three years now.”
Trudi twitched and gulped. She was torn between the urge to get quickly over to Brenda’s house and her strange and dark feelings for the man in the boots [...]

CHAPTER TWO

Last week we left Trudy and Brenda facing the Huge and Hideous Buttocks of Graeme Bird. What will happen? Will Trudy save Brenda? Will they both perish because of the insatiable appetites of two very hideous and evil buns. Find out….NOW.
‘Help me!’ screamed Brenda, ‘Help me Trudy please!!!’
The huge buttocks lurched down the road toward [...]

The Nasty History of the Buttocks

I believe it was back in the early nineteen seventies that the town of McCraea of the north coast of Kansas first began to notice that some of the little girls weren’t coming home. Little Katy Macintosh was twelve years old when her mother sent her off to school with a packed lunch wrapped in [...]

Make no mistake: the Arse must DIE!!!!

Have very little sympathy for the arse of Graeme Bird. It is an evil that has wrought too much suffering upon the young girls and dogs of this world. Fido, Fluffy, Ronald, Ralph, Ruffstuff and Muffy have all been enslaved by Graeme Bird’s foul smelling buttocks and forced to submit to slake the lusts of [...]

Treason In The House Of Doggy-style Love: The Seventy-Six Daschunds Must Die

These utter incompetents…. these self-selected lunatics think that they were entitled to give customers a 50% discount on their services.
That even one dollar less be charged to pleasure oneself with my sex slave dogs is an affront to me.
But that is what I caught these Daschunds brazenly doing….
……. these parasites would brazenly hold their hands [...]

Compulsory Arse Food: 100% Of The World’s Schoolgirls Are Really Just Food For Graeme’s Arse

This is the decoded and true meaning of Graeme Bird’s post on property rights. For property rights read: the right of my arse to eat your children.
The thing that people seem to have difficulty with is getting their mind around the fact that their daughters were put on the Earth to feed my enormous arse. [...]

HOW HAS THIS MENACE COME TO BE

People often ask me: how is it possible Yakub? How can the buttocks of a man develop independant thought and embark on an evil plan to take over the world and feast on all the little girls in it?
I wondered this myself when I first discovered the enormous threat looming large in the form of [...]

WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF GRAEME’S HUGE ARSE

Yes folks as promised. The huge arse of Graeme Bird is now being studied, being debated, being analysed and we will continue to do this until the time when this menace to the world has finally been dealt with.
Why, some people will ask, why bother with the buttocks of one man? Well folks they aren’t [...]